Salsa: red onions, tomatoes, ripe mango, lime juice, red chili and coriander. It’s best to prepare this a bit ahead of time, so the flavours can sink in. Just add however much you want, in the proportions you want. This is much better than that canned poop!
Pork patties: salt, pepper, olive oil, gluten free bread crumbs and pork. Mix everything together, but add small amounts of the bread crumbs until the patties stick together and lose some moisture. Then just fry until gold brown.
Purple spuds – potatoes, water, garlic, salt. Boil. (I accidentally bought ‘Japanese potatoes’ thinking they’d be like sweet potatoes. They’re not.) Mash well, season with pepper and add some olive oil or butter.